Found this on Bebo, thort it was interesting

Friends & Maoris

FRIENDS:Never ask for food
MAORIS:Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MAORIS:Call your parents mom and dad.

FRIENDS:Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MAORIS:Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we messed up...but that was fun!"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
MAORIS:Cry with you.

FRIENDS:Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MAORIS:Keep your stuff so long then forget it's yours.

FRIENDS know a few things about you
MAORIS:Could write a book with direct quotes from you

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
MAORIS:Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS:Would knock on your door.
MAORIS:Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS:Are for a while
MAORIS:Are for life

FRIENDS Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
MAORIS Will knock the *FREAK* out!!

FRIENDS:Will ignore this.
MAORIS:Will Copy & paste it & pass it on